Oh my god this is everything I want.
Whispering Lampshade - Binaural Sound Exploration for ASMR, Relaxation & Sleep (by EphemeralRift)
The author behind the Red Wedding gets medieval on our asses.
48 hours. Boom.
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. MY BRAIN IS BLEEDING. LAUGHTER. AHAHAHAHA. LISTEN TO ME MAKE IT.
ERRGH WTF NETFLIX TECHNO ISSUES ONLY WITH LOST? I AM GOING TO THROW A COMPUTER AT SOMETHING WITH LEGS! ARRRGHUGHH! I AM SO ANGRY!
This is why TV is bad for you. Also addiction.
(don’t do dis shit to urself read a book kids. books will never have a FUCKING SITE ERROR YOU WHORE NETFLIX I’M GOING TO SUE YOU UP YOUR BUTT WITH A SAUTERING IRON GAUUUUGHIHEHHH THAT IS THE NOISE YOU WILL MAKE AS YOU DIE OH GOD WHY IS THIS RAGE GOING ON I’M A PACIFIST LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO ME INTERNET FUCK YOUUUUUUU!)
Don’t judge me by this post. I don’t sound like this in real life.
These are just my emotions talking.
Does anyone have any advice? Frankly, I’m not an aggressive person myself. But this deer already attacked my dog last night, and she keeps coming into and around my yard. I came home from work and Lucy started barking at it, and the deer was staring her down with bristled hairs. So I went up to the fence and held my stick in a defensive, if sternly threatening, way, and yelled at the deer to get out of there before it jumped over our fence to come after Lucy again. It bounded away and went back into the woods. Then the neighbor across my landlady’s yard comes out and shouts across, tells me that this deer has a baby back there in the woods. I told him, “This deer attacked my dog. So I’m going to chase it out of my yard.” and he says, “Well, you can do that, but that’s just nature.”
So this makes me feel like an asshole, because honestly, I don’t WANT to have to warn the deer to stay out of my yard. I love nature and I love animals. But this deer has attacked my dog. A bad enough deer attack could easily kill Lucy, being that she’s very small and deer have been know to produce puncture wounds on humans (it could probably break her legs or smash in her head), and deer can pummel animals relentlessly, not allowing them to gain their feet again. I don’t want this animal to kill my dog, so I keep her out of my yard! I don’t think that’s bad, but my neighbor really made it out like I was being over-the-top or wrong in what I was doing. I wasn’t chasing the deer with my staff, I was warding it off. It’s already disturbing that a normally peaceful animal is being so weird and aggressive - while I understand that she’s probably, in her mind, protecting her baby, I have to keep the safety of my pet in mind. I am going to call the DEP tomorrow and ask them some questions, and maybe see if it’s possible to relocate the deer and her fawn to somewhere less humany.
It all makes me so mad I don’t know what to do. I am working so hard to scare the deer away SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE I don’t want to have to use my only “weapon,” my staff (the slingshot was broken), to fend it off and possibly hurt it, and I don’t want the police to have to put her down for being a threat to public safety. Also, I love my dog and don’t want to see her injured or killed. But this deer is not getting scared off, and now that I know she’s got a baby I really need to ask the DEP’s advice. If anyone else has tips too, they would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.
So an aggressive deer is stalking my dog. No joke. I can’t make this shit up.
Mom says she attacked Lucy last night. Keep in mind that my dog is smaller than a cat - half teacup poodle, half jack russel. I’ve looked at videos of deer attacks and they SUCK - these deer can be fuckin’ brutal. I’ll bet aggressive deer have been evolving not just from being used to humans, but also because aggressiveness would help them fend off predators, and therefore survive and pass on their traits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1AObEj_7IA (this video’s awful)
I saw it in my yard this morning. It hops over the fence like it’s no big deal. It looks right at us and keeps eating greenery from the down tree limb in our yard.
When my dog barks at her, she mocks her bark, mimicking it. She’s here all hours of the day now, circling the yard and often jumping into it. She is obsessive about this place, just plain not leaving, and I swear she’s hunting my dog.
While writing this, I was interrupted by Lucy barking outside. I went outside and it was right there in my landlady’s yard, across our fence, staring at Lucy. I got dressed and grabbed my Raido staff, went outside and down the porch stairs. I saw it approach my barking Lucy at the fence, swiftly, like she was going to jump over and charge at her. So I ran after her with my Raido staff (basically a huge walking stick), waving it high over my head and yelling bloody murder. It leapt over the other fence instead, out of my neighboring landlady’s yard. It stood there in the woods, watching me. It started coming over again, and I waved my stick, and my mom threw sticks at it and it leaped away into the woods - but again, not far. It is not going away.
I’m going to my neighbor Grian’s house and borrowing her slingshot. I’ve got warrior blood in me now. Nobody fucks with my dog.
Björk talking about her TV (by igorbuenocorrea)